Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

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Funny 50th birthday slogans.

Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. 50 is the five perfect 10s. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.

These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. The older you get the more it costs. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

49 maybe but never 50. It took me 50 years to look this good. Franklin pierce adams. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Im 50 and feel great. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Happy birthday you old buzzard.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. It creeps up on you anon. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. Old age is like underwear.

I can t believe i m 50. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50.

Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Looking 50 is great if your 60. Im not old im youthfully challenged. Fun is like life insurance.

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